J.G. Wentworth; CNN “iReporters”; “Animal Abolitionists”; History Channel; 9/11 Truthers; Craigslist rant and ravers; politicians, pundits, pollsters, and politicos of all stripes. I am done. I briefly considered pulling a Howard Hughes and fleeing the veritable tsunami of legitimized idiocy which threatens to swamp much of American culture, but that is decidedly less fun than lambasting you and all you stand for in the time-honored Internet manner: caustic, witty, intelligent, and geeky flaming. That is the mission.